Halloween Preparations

Dear All Y'All,

Well, no baby birth yet to report, which is a very good thing because I haven't finished pretty nearly ANYTHING I'm hoping to before Junior's birthday, but we have another exciting development to relate. It seems we have two Halloween Witch's Brew experts, Snoozer and DW, who have consented to share their latest Creative Writing projects with you. Here goes:

Snoozer's Curious Concoction

3 half cups of eyeballs
1/2 cup of fly guts
2 dead owls
3 pieces of moldy cheese
5 cups of lizard blood
4 fingernails
6 toenails
7 bug-bitten poisonous leaves
6 large unripe pumpkins
5 ant-chewed pieces of wood

Instructions:
Mix it all together in a pot and have a nice dinner. Then after you eat it you say, "Quack," and then throw up.


DW's Disgusting Dinner

6 grilled dragon hearts
7 teaspoons of blue dragonfly powder
10 dead rats living in the basement (Editor: see Louis Sacher's _Wayside School_ books)
3 red harts horns
5 moldy Vienna sausages
1 withered overgrown carrot
4 large globs of green mold from a pumpkin
6 tadpole legs
7 large purple lizard eyes
10 snake tongues from two five-headed snakes
3 giant mouse tails (at least three feet long)

Instructions:
Throw it all away.


Happy cooking!
Pooka et al