First Five
The first five people to respond to this post will get something made by me!
My choice.
For you.
This offer does have some restrictions and limitations:
1. I guarantee that I will like what I make for you. 100% satisfaction or your money back.
2. What I create will be just for you. A surprise!
3. I'll do it when I'm good and ready (but not before 2010).
4. I reserve the right to do something extremely strange. It might be wooden. It might be edible. It might have sparkles - but only if I have help from elves in the middle of the night. It will likely be unable to walk.
5. Most importantly, pass it on. You must make the same offer on your blog. If you're not crafty, be sneaky. If you can't even sneak very well then at least try to look nonchalant.
My choice.
For you.
This offer does have some restrictions and limitations:
1. I guarantee that I will like what I make for you. 100% satisfaction or your money back.
2. What I create will be just for you. A surprise!
3. I'll do it when I'm good and ready (but not before 2010).
4. I reserve the right to do something extremely strange. It might be wooden. It might be edible. It might have sparkles - but only if I have help from elves in the middle of the night. It will likely be unable to walk.
5. Most importantly, pass it on. You must make the same offer on your blog. If you're not crafty, be sneaky. If you can't even sneak very well then at least try to look nonchalant.
posted by Harvey at 9:09 PM
7 Comments:
Pick me, please, pick me!
Over here, yo! And make it sneaky!
p.s. your list cracks me up.
Unable to walk? OK, I suppose that's OK.
Might it come in the middle of the night? Right now you can typically find me up at 2 or 3 but I don't plan on that lasting forever.
Can I join!?
B
The elves or the gift will likely be unable to walk?
The gift. Others said their gifts may be lame. Because I have not yet mastered handmade puppies and kittens it is unlikely that your gift will be able to walk.
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